Thursday, June 15, 2006

A Business Proposal

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM (sic) CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION (sic) OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR CLEMENT OKON

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES
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Menarik tu…kurang-kurang boleh dapat US4.26 million, pakcik kayo!!!!! Tapi masalahnya aku ada dapat email yang sama dari ‘tuan tanah’ di Zimbabwe yang ‘nak selamatkan harat dari dimilik negara’, atau dari ‘assistants of ex-Burkina Faso President’ dan macam-macam lagi la! Kalau dah benda yang sama berulang, it stinks to high heavens of SCAM! Email ni mmg sah aku tak layan… tapi ada sekali aku balas balik dengan aku tukar details dia kepada Malaysia… kakakaka. Anyway, kalau betul pun, kita akan terlibat dengan perbuatan jenayah..lagi naya!

Kalau ada yang tertarik dan balas e-mail ni, sah-sah scammers mintak ‘duit kopi’ dari kita kononnya nak rasuah pegawai kat tempat dia atau sebagai ‘admin fee’. Lepas tu dia delay atau buat dekkkk aje…takpun dia mintak lagi untuk ‘rasuah’ pegawai lain pulak. Last-last duit beribu habis, apa pun tadak!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've received lotsa these too... Tak penah layan... Ada yg ngaku anak org besar laa... Nyawa terancam laa... Mende arrr... Mcm wa nak caya...

blackpurple @ jowopinter said...

Pernah dapat jugak yang serupa. Dari Cina pun ada.

psss...... ada lebih dari layak untuk menjawap tag itu.. :D

Tok Rimau said...

Kalau aku percaya kepada spam, aku percaya hari-hari aku kena loteri. Kalau.

Alpha said...

Foxey dan blackpurple
Ada sorang blogger dapat dari Indon!

BP
Sape yang lagi layak tu?

tokrimau
Sama le kita...duit loteri aje dah berjuta-juta!

blackpurple @ jowopinter said...

Alpha, kesilapan teknik la tu. Sepatutnya di baca :"psss...... anda lebih dari layak untuk menjawap tag itu.. :D " he he he...