Mari Melayan Banker Afrika! (Part One)

Semua tau kan pasal 'banker' dari Afrika yang nak kongsi harta client depa? Kali ni aku nak cuba sesuatu yang berlainan...aku nak layan! Note : nama-nama aku ubah)

Ni e-mail yang aku dapat

Dear Sir, I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I am the Auditing and Accounting section manager with African Central Bank, Freetown, Liberia. I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($39.5)million to your account within 10 or 14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim.I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer late Mr.George Weah who died along with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since October 31st 1999. I don't want the money to go into government treasury as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why I am contacting you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer.

Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested. Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 30% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me. I am expecting your urgent response as soon as you receive my message. Best Regard.

Mr. Daud Bersakar

Ni e-mail aku balik

Dear Mr Bersakar

I am interested in your offer.

I work on a oil palm plantation located in a remote area of Malaysia and the nearest town is 65 kilometers away. I am also a part-time, distant education student in a local university, hence my '.edu' e-mail adress.

The plantation has limited electricity and no telephone connections. I have to come into town to pick up supplies for the plantation.The local community service centre has computer internet access, which is how I am contacting you.

Would contact through e-mails OK with you?

Sincerely,
Alpha

Aku nak tengok takat mana dia boleh layan aku balik!!