Lame Claim To Fame
I - Frasa "...kapalterbang pun boleh kena rampas, inikan pula...."
*Merujuk kepada insiden rampasan kapal SS Achille Lauro pada tahun 1985.
II - Trend bertopi
Sekian edisi merapu hari ini....
From ab initio, we are told that ignorantia juris non excusat. Therefore, nemo judex in sua causa and we must audi alterem partem so that justice can be done. It's all res ipsa loquitur, right?
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Nampaknya En Daud masih berminat....dan dia ajak aku pergi Liberia!
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OK, this is actually stale news but one which should be noted by our artistes and the wannabes.
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Email terbaru dari Mr Bersakar
Dear Partner.
How are you today? I hope your alright.
Have you sent the answers back to the bank?
Pls get to me urgently to enable me know the situation of things.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Regards.
David.
Aku balas balik
Hello David.
I am fine, I just took leave for a couple of days to unwind. The girls at the border town bars sure know how to please their man.
OK regarding the bank. I don't know the answers to these questions
:1. The name of the deceased's firm and the registration number.
2. What kind of account he is operating
3. His account number
4. Is he married, and if so, the name of his wife.
I cannot just put whatever details as I like as the bank will know that I am trying to trick them. Please advise.
Your buddy
Alpha
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Dalam masa yang sama aku dapat email dari Mr Bersakar
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This is getting serious...aku dapat email dari African Development Bank!
TTN: SIR,
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Email dari 'En. Daud Bersakar'
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Aku ada dapat e-mail berikut:
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Labels: urban legends
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I
From the movie Aliens
Drake : Go Vasquez, kick ass!
Vasquez : Anytime, anywhere, man!
Hudson : Right, right. Somebody said 'alien' she thought 'illegal alien' and signed up!
Vasquez : F#$k you, man!
Hudson : Anytime, anywhere.
II
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(Sebenarnya beberapa hari sepanjang aku bercuti raya!)
I
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Pernah dapat email sebegini?
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Labels: urban legends
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Lagi cerita menarik aku dapat dari internet:
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Assalamualaikum
Alhamdulillah. Kita tiba semula ke bulan yang penuh barkah dan kontra.
Kontra?
Ya!
Kenapa?
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Pernah dengar cerita ni?
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Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera.
Tepat 12 tengah malam nanti maka genaplah setengah abad negara kita Merdeka. Adakah malam yang amat bermakna ini juga 'bermakna'....
- peningkatan jualan Anchor, Carlsberg, Jolly Shandy, Guiness terutamanya di kota-kota besar?
- kekurangan stok Durex, Playsafe dan sebagainya di Seven-Eleven dan lain-lain kedai 24 jam?
- Krew ER di hospital-hospital serta kaunter balai polis kena kerja lebih?
- Para artis menunjukkan rasa patriotik mereka setakat dengan menjerit 'Merdeka!' dan menyuruh penonton ikut serta ketika berkonsert?
- Anak-anak boleh melepak di luar rumah sepanjang malam tanpa halangan ibu bapa?
- Mat dan minah rempit menunjukkan semangat anak merdeka dengan cara seperti beruk yang 'merdeka' dari sarkas?
- Peningkatan aktiviti catatan Malaikat Atid?
Selamat Merdeka!!!
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Dalam sebuah iklan radio (lebih kurang aje la)
Isteri : Abang pergi mana bang tiap-tiap petang? Takkan pergi rumah kakak?
Suami : Ye, abang pergi rumah kakak. Tak percaya tanya dia.
Isteri : Apa kurangnya rumah kita, apa lebihnya rumah kakak tu?!
Suami : Sebab rumah kakak ada teh XXXX!!
Isteri : Teh XXXX? Kenapa tak cakap?
Apa ke bodohnya, beli aje la lepas tu suruh bini tu buat!!!
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I - Gila Glamor
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Apa yang aku tulis ni mungkin akan menyebabkan ruangan 'Comments' aku penuh sesak...atau munkin kekal '0'....
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Alkisah ceritanya:
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(Title entry aku olah dari kartun kat Disney Playhouse...heheh)
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Kredit foto : "Standupper" (Forum Cari)
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